Ganz Gans

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail.  What will a goose do?
A. Make him bark?

Werte

In a Paris hotel elevator:

„Please leave your values at the front desk.“

Camp Fire

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Only after lights out.

Bettgewohnheiten

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Unfortunately, I’m always safe in the bedroom.

Tabuthemen

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.  One is politics, what is the other?
A. Tape measures.